This is a song mostly played in canada.
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
a beer.
On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
two turtlenecks,
And a beer.
On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
three French toast,
Two turtlenecks,
And a beer. (Okay...)
There should be more there, eh?
Where? On the... go.
Fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
four pounds of backbacon,
Three French toast,
Two turtlenecks,
And a beer.
In a tree. See, you need more.
Fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
five golden touques!
Four pounds of backbacon,
Three French toast,
Two turtlenecks,
And a beer, what was it?
In a tree!
On the sixth... Day Of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
six packs of two-four,
Five golden touques!
Four pounds of backbacon,
Three French toast,
Two turtlenecks,
And a beer,
In a tree!
On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: seven packs of smokes,
six packs of two-four!
Five golden touques!
Four pounds of backbacon,
Three French toast,
Two turtlenecks,
And a beer,
Together In a tree!
Phew! This should just be the two days of Christmas, it's too hard for me Eh?
On the Eigth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Eight comic books,
All Seven packs of smokes, six packs of two-four,
Five golden touques!
Four pounds of backbacon, three French toast, two turtlenecks,
All And a beer,
On my tree!
Yeah. That beer's empty,
I gotta skip a few days eh? cuz all this talk about beer and back bacon just reminded me I gotta feed the dog eh? Good day Eh?, and welcome to day twelve.
Five golden touques!
All Four pounds of backbacon, three French toast, two turtlenecks, and a beer, in a tree!