Nonskimmer
Captain
Ha! Very cool! 
Merry Christmas To All!
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Yep, good drawing Erich.Nonskimmer said:Ha! Very cool!
lesofprimus
Brigadier General
Bah Humbug Scrooge, atleast celebrate Kwanza or something...
Did anyone happen to see last nights South Park episode??? Santa tries to bring Christmas to Iraq.... He gets captured and Jesus dies trying to save Santa in a portrayal of Three Kings, the movie... Too freaking funny....
The fact that I viewed Jesus Christ, with a halo, laying on the ground with a huge gaping wound center mass, has enabled a new respect in my heart for Matt and Trey...
Did anyone happen to see last nights South Park episode??? Santa tries to bring Christmas to Iraq.... He gets captured and Jesus dies trying to save Santa in a portrayal of Three Kings, the movie... Too freaking funny....
The fact that I viewed Jesus Christ, with a halo, laying on the ground with a huge gaping wound center mass, has enabled a new respect in my heart for Matt and Trey...
lesofprimus
Brigadier General
Well, to put in in a perspective u will appreciate:
Wear ur military uniform while in New York City while bar hopping during Christmas time... The holiday celebrators will not let u spend one red cent, penny, quid or schilling... TOTALLY FREE ALCOHOL, ALL DAY LONG!!!!!!!
Merry Christmas u bastard, u know I still respect u so who gives a shit, huh???
Wear ur military uniform while in New York City while bar hopping during Christmas time... The holiday celebrators will not let u spend one red cent, penny, quid or schilling... TOTALLY FREE ALCOHOL, ALL DAY LONG!!!!!!!
Merry Christmas u bastard, u know I still respect u so who gives a shit, huh???
Well, in that case ...a merry f*ckin' christmas to you !!!
I could be worse, I could be against christmas - which I'm not. All of you go out ...get drunk ...get lots of presents...have lots of fun ... do it...!
Remember, CC 'n' lanc - don't try and wait for Santa ...he knows when you're still awake.
I could be worse, I could be against christmas - which I'm not. All of you go out ...get drunk ...get lots of presents...have lots of fun ... do it...!
Remember, CC 'n' lanc - don't try and wait for Santa ...he knows when you're still awake.
lesofprimus
Brigadier General
102first_hussars
Tech Sergeant
FLYBOYJ
"THE GREAT GAZOO"
Life is tough, money's hard, here's your f#ckin Christmas Card....
Twas the night before Christmas and all though the house,
Everyone felt shitty, even the mouse
Dad dunk as hell, mom smoking grass.
I just settled in for a nice piece of ass
Then out from the front yard I heard such a clatter,
I jumped off the b#tch to see what was the matter
Out on my front lawn stood this fat-assed d*ck
I knew in a minute it must be Saint Nick
Up the roof and down the chimney he flew like a bat out of hell,
I knew in a minute the F#cker had fell
Filling our stockings with pretzels and beer
and a big rubber d*ck for my brother the queer
Up the chimney he flew with a thunderous fart
the FAT old bastard blew my chimney apart!
farting and cursing as he flew out of site
PISS ON YOU ALL, IT'S BEEN A HELL OF A NIGHT!
Twas the night before Christmas and all though the house,
Everyone felt shitty, even the mouse
Dad dunk as hell, mom smoking grass.
I just settled in for a nice piece of ass
Then out from the front yard I heard such a clatter,
I jumped off the b#tch to see what was the matter
Out on my front lawn stood this fat-assed d*ck
I knew in a minute it must be Saint Nick
Up the roof and down the chimney he flew like a bat out of hell,
I knew in a minute the F#cker had fell
Filling our stockings with pretzels and beer
and a big rubber d*ck for my brother the queer
Up the chimney he flew with a thunderous fart
the FAT old bastard blew my chimney apart!
farting and cursing as he flew out of site
PISS ON YOU ALL, IT'S BEEN A HELL OF A NIGHT!
Nonskimmer
Captain
Classic, Joe! 
evangilder
"Shooter"
the lancaster kicks ass
Major General
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nice
lesofprimus
Brigadier General
Yes many times over the years.... And u missed the point of my pic, cause u aint been here long enough to understand...
cheddar cheese
Major General
plan_D said:
Actually, for the record, I never belived in Santa, or the tooth fairy or easter bunny. My parents think it cruel for children to belive in something that doesnt exist and for the record, so do I...
Nonskimmer
Captain
Wha...ther...there's no Santa?! 
You lie! You hear me?! You're a stinkin' liar!!!
*runs off in tears*
WAAAAAHHHH-AHHHHHHH!!!
You lie! You hear me?! You're a stinkin' liar!!!
*runs off in tears*
WAAAAAHHHH-AHHHHHHH!!!
102first_hussars
Tech Sergeant
I swear I remeber this one time I was about 7 years old, the night before x-mas I left a plate My grandma's gingersnaps out for Santa, when in the morning I went to see if the cookies had been eaten, there was one bite out of cookie and a big ass pile of vomit on the floor next to it.
I think my brother learned his lesson, but what if Santa ate the damn thing
I think my brother learned his lesson
, but what if Santa ate the damn thing
Nonskimmer
Captain
You made Santa sick! You bastard!!!
Crippen
Senior Airman
Happy Christmas Everyone, my friend from canad sent me this, thought you would like it.
I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in my cellar and was told by my wife to empty the contents of each and every bottle down the sink, or else...I said I would and proceeded with the unpleasant task.
I withdrew the cork from the first bottle and poured the contents down the sink with the exception of one glass, which I drank. I then withdrew the cork from the second bottle and did likewise with it, with the exception of one glass, which I drank. I then withdrew the cork from the third bottle and poured the whiskey down the sink which I drank. I pulled the cork from the fourth bottle down the sink and poured the bottle down the glass, which I drank. I pulled the bottle from the cork of the next and drank one sink out of it, and threw the rest down the glass. I pulled the sink out of the next glass and poured the cork down the bottle. Then I corked the sink with the glass, bottled the drink, and drank the pour.
When I had everything emptied, I steadied the house with one hand, counted the glasses, corks, bottles, and sinks with the other, which were twenty-nine, and as the houses came by, I counted them again, and finally I had all the houses in one bottle, which I drank. I'm not under the affluence of incolhol as some tinkle peep I am. I'm not half as thunk as you might drink. I foos so feelish I don't know who is me, and the drunker I stand here, the longer I get.
I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in my cellar and was told by my wife to empty the contents of each and every bottle down the sink, or else...I said I would and proceeded with the unpleasant task.
I withdrew the cork from the first bottle and poured the contents down the sink with the exception of one glass, which I drank. I then withdrew the cork from the second bottle and did likewise with it, with the exception of one glass, which I drank. I then withdrew the cork from the third bottle and poured the whiskey down the sink which I drank. I pulled the cork from the fourth bottle down the sink and poured the bottle down the glass, which I drank. I pulled the bottle from the cork of the next and drank one sink out of it, and threw the rest down the glass. I pulled the sink out of the next glass and poured the cork down the bottle. Then I corked the sink with the glass, bottled the drink, and drank the pour.
When I had everything emptied, I steadied the house with one hand, counted the glasses, corks, bottles, and sinks with the other, which were twenty-nine, and as the houses came by, I counted them again, and finally I had all the houses in one bottle, which I drank. I'm not under the affluence of incolhol as some tinkle peep I am. I'm not half as thunk as you might drink. I foos so feelish I don't know who is me, and the drunker I stand here, the longer I get.
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