A doctor from Israel says: "In Israel the medicine is so
advanced that we cut off a man's testicles; we put them into another man, and
in 6 weeks he is looking for work."
The German doctor comments: "That's nothing, in Germany
we take part of the brain out of a person; we put it into another person's
head, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work."
A Russian doctor says: "That's nothing either. In Russia we take out
half of the heart from a person; we put it into another person's chest, and in
2 weeks he is looking for work."
The U.S. doctor answers immediately: "That's nothing my colleagues, you
are way behind us....in the USA (about a year ago) we grabbed a person with no
brains, no heart, and no balls....we made him President
of the United States , and now.......the whole country is looking for
work !!!"