vikingBerserker
Lieutenant General
LMAO, that's hysterical!
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Onassis's Axiom - If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
A Nimrod was heading over to the States and was escorted in by a couple of F-16s. The F-16 jocks had the usual disregard for heavies, so they did a few aerobatics, made a few dummy attack runs at it, that sort of thing.
"Very impressive," said the Nimrod pilot, "but I bet I can do something you can't do: watch this."
The Nimrod then flew on straight and level for ten minutes, to the puzzlement of the fighter jocks.
"How about that then?" said the Nimrod pilot eventually.
"How about what?" replied the F-16 leader, "What did you do?"
"Oh didn't you see?" replied the Nimrod pilot, " I went down the back for a good sh*t, then made myself a steak sandwich...."