Good one RA, been there , done that !..
On the same subject...
To the tune of Bohemian Raphsody
Naan, just killed a man
Poppadom against his head
Had Lime Pickle now he's dead
Naan, dinners just begun
But now I'm gonna crap it all away
Naan, ooh ooh
Didn't mean to make you cry
seen nothing yet just the loo tomorrow
curry on, curry on
Cause nothing really Madras
Too late my dinners gone
Sends shivers down my spine
Rectum aching all the time
Goodbye Onion Bhaji, I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and use the loo
Naan, ooh ooh
This Dopiaza is so mild
I sometime wish we'd never come here at all
Solo
I see a little Chicken Tikka on the side
Rogan Josh, Rogan Josh pass the chutney made of Mango
Vindaloo does nicely
Very Very Spicey
Meat !
Byriani (Byriani)
Byriani (Byriani)
Byrani and a Naan (a Vindaloo loo loo loo)
I've eaten Balti, somebody help me
He's eaten Balti, get him to the lavatory
Stand you well back
'case the loo is quarantined……
Here it comes
There it goes
Technicolour yawn
I chunder
NO !
I'ts coming up again (there he goes)
I chunder, its coming back again (there he goes)
Coming back again (up again)
Her it comes again
(No No No No No No NO)
on my knees, I'm on my knees
On his knees, there he goes
This vindaloo
Is about to wreck my guts
Poor me…poor me…poor me!
Solo
So you think you can chunder and then feel alright
So you try to eat curry and drink beer all night
Oh maybe, but now you'll puke like a baby
Just had to come out
Solo (slow bit)
Korma, Sag or Bhuna
Bhaji, Balti or Naan
Nothing makes a difference
Nothing makes a difference
To meeeee
Anyway, you wind blows….ssssshhhhhhhhhh