RabidAlien
1st Lieutenant
A gynecologist, fed up with years of bad patients, impending lawsuits, federal regulations and looming Obamacare, decided to toss in the towel and make a career switch. He decided to pursue auto mechanics, an area that he had dabbled in on occasion with his own vehicles, theorizing that his 25 years as a gynecologist had given him a fairly good manual dexterity and memory for what parts go where. So he enrolled in the local tradeschool. He studied diligently and practiced what he had learned at every opportunity, but was still rather nervous when the time for the final exam came. The exam came in two parts, a written portion and a practical. When the results were posted, he noticed that his name was on the top of the class standings, with a 100% in the written and a 150% in the practical. Fearing a typo, he went to speak with his instructor about the grades.
"No, the scores are correct," replied the instructor. "You aced the written test, blowing away all of the other students, most of whom are 20 years younger than yourself. I was especially interested to see how you would fare in the practical exam. It was graded on two portions, each worth 50%. You were to disassemble the motor and put it back together again. You performed both flawlessly, and that engine is running better than the day it rolled out of the assembly plant."
"So...why did you give me a 150% on the exam?"
"Well...in all the years I've been mucking around with engines, you're the first person to take apart and put and engine back together...going entirely through the muffler."
"No, the scores are correct," replied the instructor. "You aced the written test, blowing away all of the other students, most of whom are 20 years younger than yourself. I was especially interested to see how you would fare in the practical exam. It was graded on two portions, each worth 50%. You were to disassemble the motor and put it back together again. You performed both flawlessly, and that engine is running better than the day it rolled out of the assembly plant."
"So...why did you give me a 150% on the exam?"
"Well...in all the years I've been mucking around with engines, you're the first person to take apart and put and engine back together...going entirely through the muffler."