Italian Pregnancy
An 18 year old Italian girl tells her Mum that she has missed her period for
2 months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a
pregnancy kit..
The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.
Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says,
'Who wasa de pig that did this to you? I wanna know!'
The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.
Half an hour later, a Ferrari stops in front of their house.
A mature and distinguished man with grey hair and impeccably dressed in an
Armani suit steps out of a Ferrari and enters the house
He sits in the living room with the father, mother, and the girl and tells
them:
'Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem'.
'I can't marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll take
charge.
I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life.
Additionally, if a girl is born, I will bequeath a Ferrari, 2 retail stores,
a townhouse,
a beach-front villa, and a $2,000,000 bank account..
If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $4,000,000
bank account.
If twins, they will receive a factory and $2,000,000 each..
However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?'
At this point, the father, who had remained silent holding a shotgun, places
a hand firmly on the man's shoulder, looks him directly in the eyes and
tells him
"You a-gonna try again!"