michaelmaltby
Colonel
Perhaps the focus should be on the U.K. instead of Norway:
View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJLqyuxm96k
MM
View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJLqyuxm96k
MM
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Airframes
Benevolens Magister
A friend of mine works in an Opticians. A Czech fellow came into the shop yesterday for an eye test, so my friend told him to read this card :- CVKPNWXSCZY.
"Read it?" the Czech guy asked. "I know him!".
"Read it?" the Czech guy asked. "I know him!".
Aaron Brooks Wolters
Brigadier General
Ba-Dump-Bump-tssshhhh.
I'll get my coat.
I'll get my coat.
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Strewth Terry.....
Airframes
Benevolens Magister
Sorry chaps - been looking at my mate's 'Readers Digest book of Humour' - not a good book !
fubar57
General
Geo
Don't that beat all...
Aaron Brooks Wolters
Brigadier General
What'll they think of next?
Njaco
The Pop-Tart Whisperer
You guys have got to check the Customer Reviews on this product! OMG, its friggin funny!!
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Aaron Brooks Wolters
Brigadier General
That is beyond words Chris.LMAO!!!!!
vikingBerserker
Lieutenant General
It makes you wonder why the prior 570 versions failed....
fubar57
General
Chris. I'll see your awesome Banana Slicer Reviews and raise you with this....The Epic "Three Wolf Moon Short SleeveTee" Reviews. Your 3000+ reviews do trumps my 2400+ reviews however.
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Geo
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michaelmaltby
Colonel
Blonde Breakdown
A blonde's car breaks down on the Interstate one day. So she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road. She carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk. Out of the trunk jump two men in trench coats who walk to the rear of the vehicle where they stand
facing oncoming traffic and begin opening their coats and exposing their nude bodies to approaching drivers...
Not surprisingly, one of the worst pileups in history of this highway occurs. It's not very long before a police car shows up. The cop, clearly enraged, runs toward the blonde of the disabled vehicle yelling, "What the heck is going on here?" My car broke down," says the lady, calmly. "Well, what are these perverts doing here by the road?!" asks the cop.
And she said...
"Those are my emergency flashers!"
A blonde's car breaks down on the Interstate one day. So she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road. She carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk. Out of the trunk jump two men in trench coats who walk to the rear of the vehicle where they stand
facing oncoming traffic and begin opening their coats and exposing their nude bodies to approaching drivers...
Not surprisingly, one of the worst pileups in history of this highway occurs. It's not very long before a police car shows up. The cop, clearly enraged, runs toward the blonde of the disabled vehicle yelling, "What the heck is going on here?" My car broke down," says the lady, calmly. "Well, what are these perverts doing here by the road?!" asks the cop.
And she said...
"Those are my emergency flashers!"
Airframes
Benevolens Magister
Your coat's by the door ....
