CONFESSION
OOPS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jimmy received the following text from his neighbour:
"I am so sorry Jimmy, I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess...I have been tapping your wife, day and night when you're not around.
In fact, more than you...I'm not getting any at home, but that's no excuse.
I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't happen again."
Pete, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his shotgun, and without a word, shot his wife and killed her.
A few moments later, a second text came in:
Damn autocorrect. I meant "wifi", not "wife" Sorry!!!!!!!!!!