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Crimea_River · May 4, 2019

My wife told me to go out and get some of those pills that would help me get an erection.

You should have seen her face when I came back and gave her a package of diet pills.

I'm looking for a place to live. D'you know of anywhere?

Wurger · May 4, 2019

Elmas · May 4, 2019

A4K said:
My wife accused me of being a transvestite, so I packed her clothes and left.

Was your wife furious because her clothes fit better on you than on her?

Gnomey · May 4, 2019

Wayne Little · May 5, 2019

Snautzer01 · May 6, 2019

A4K · May 6, 2019

Elmas said:
Was your wife furious because her clothes fit better on you than on her?

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fubar57 · May 12, 2019

Gnomey · May 13, 2019

Lucky13 · May 15, 2019

Wurger · May 15, 2019

Gnomey · May 15, 2019

Wayne Little · May 21, 2019

Now thats great....

vikingBerserker · May 21, 2019

I've had dreams...………...

fubar57 · May 22, 2019

Gnomey · May 23, 2019

buffnut453 · May 23, 2019

A man reported to his local emergency room with 6 plastic horses inserted into his anus. Doctors declared his condition as stable.

fubar57 · May 23, 2019

Airframes · May 24, 2019

Man goes to the Doctor, and said "Please help me, I'm convinced I'm a piglet."
"Oh," replied the Doctor, "and why's that ?"
"Well, I keep rolling around in the mud, and sniff at the ground all the time, looking for food."
"Hmm, I see. " The Doctor replied. "And how long have you felt like this ?"
"Oh, about a weeeeeek !".

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