Quotes and Jokes

[Crimea_River]

Oh my gosh. That's a serious coat and door if I ever saw one!

 

[Airframes]

Yep - and clogs, too !

 

[Gnomey]

 

[vikingBerserker]

Now that's a dad joke!

 

[Crimea_River]

Or a bad jock.

 

[Airframes]

Apologies if I've posted this one previously.

A man walks into a shop, and says to the shopkeeper "I want to buy a wasp".
Shopkeeper says "But, we don't sell wasps !"
Man " You've got one in the window."

Courtesy of the late Tommy Cooper, master of comedy.

 

[Crimea_River]

Was he able to make a living at comedy?

 

[Snautzer01]

Was he able to make a living at comedy?

Yes he did. He was very funny and 1 of the greatest. But one has to see him perform and tell the joke. Look him up on youtube

 

[Gnomey]

 

[Airframes]

 

[Wayne Little]

 

[Wurger]

 

[Gnomey]

 

[javlin]

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[Elvis]

 

[at6]

Two minutes and counting.....I'm not getting it.

You poor thing.

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Wayne Little]

 

[Gnomey]

 

[Lucky13]