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Crimea_River · Feb 28, 2020

Oh my gosh. That's a serious coat and door if I ever saw one!

Airframes · Feb 28, 2020

Yep - and clogs, too !

Gnomey · Feb 28, 2020

vikingBerserker · Feb 28, 2020

Now that's a dad joke!

Crimea_River · Feb 28, 2020

Or a bad jock.

Airframes · Feb 28, 2020

Apologies if I've posted this one previously.

A man walks into a shop, and says to the shopkeeper "I want to buy a wasp".
Shopkeeper says "But, we don't sell wasps !"
Man " You've got one in the window."

Courtesy of the late Tommy Cooper, master of comedy.

Crimea_River · Feb 28, 2020

Was he able to make a living at comedy?

Snautzer01 · Feb 29, 2020

Crimea_River said:
Was he able to make a living at comedy?

Yes he did. He was very funny and 1 of the greatest. But one has to see him perform and tell the joke. Look him up on youtube

Gnomey · Feb 29, 2020

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at6 · Mar 5, 2020

Crimea_River said:
Two minutes and counting.....I'm not getting it.

You poor thing.

Lucky13 · Mar 6, 2020

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Lucky13 · Mar 7, 2020

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