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• Mar 23, 2021

• #13,981

Airframes

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A few years ago, HM Queen Elisabeth II visited the town where I now live.
She caused quite a stir, particularly among conservationists and animal rights activists, as she was wearing a hat made from fox fur.
Later, during the Civic luncheon, the Mayor, being aware of the "problem", asked Her Majesty about the hat she was wearing.
The Queen replied "Oh, it was Phillip's idea. He asked me where I was going today, and I told him, Macclesfield. He said 'Wear the fox hat' ".

 

• Mar 23, 2021

• #13,982

Snautzer01

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yosimitesam said:

I shudder to think, sometimes, that the insidious warning labels that admonish humanity everywhere are a testament of something profound. Is it really just the 'liability' issues due to nebulous lawsuits about everything, or might some of us really need these? The former is more reassuring, in a way.

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• Mar 23, 2021

• #13,983

SaparotRob

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Mar 12, 2020

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MIflyer said:

Funny that Dremal tools have no such warning......

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And you save a bundle on dental fees.

 

• Mar 23, 2021

• #13,984

WARSPITER

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Oct 23, 2007

I can see a good accessory there - Wake up late ? No problem - try Dremal really fast floss.

 

• Mar 23, 2021

• #13,985

M

MIflyer

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They do make a battery powered Dremal designed especially for cleaning your balls.

I think it has something to do with golf.

 

• Mar 23, 2021

• #13,986

Bucksnort101

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MIflyer said:

They do make a battery powered Dremal designed especially for cleaning your balls.

I think it has something to do with golf.

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Did you mean to say "I HOPE it has something to do with golf"?

 

• Mar 23, 2021

• #13,987

M

MIflyer

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I have one of the Dremal critters. Do you want me to send it over? It uses a rotary wire brush.

 

• Mar 23, 2021

• #13,988

Андрей

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Donbass Donetsk

 

• Mar 23, 2021

• #13,989

Gnomey

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• Mar 23, 2021

• #13,990

Андрей

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Donbass Donetsk

 

• Mar 24, 2021

• #13,991

Lucky13

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In my castle....

Wayne getting another delivery?

 

• Mar 24, 2021

• #13,992

Wurger

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Poland

 

• Mar 24, 2021

• #13,993

vikingBerserker

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He's clogging the canal!!!!

 

• Mar 24, 2021

• #13,994

gumbyk

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Someone's wife saw the order, and even the ship's captain tried to back out of it!

 

• Mar 24, 2021

• #13,995

Graeme

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May 31, 2007

From 1958...

 

• Mar 24, 2021

• #13,996

buffnut453

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vikingBerserker said:

He's clogging the canal!!!!

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I hate it when that happens.

 

• Mar 24, 2021

• #13,997

Gnomey

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• Mar 25, 2021

• #13,998

A

at6

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Lucky13 said:

Wayne getting another delivery?

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We're gonna need a bigger plunger.

 

• Mar 25, 2021

• #13,999

Lucky13

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In my castle....

You know that you live in a tough area, when they....

 

• Mar 25, 2021

• #14,000

Wayne Little

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Lucky13 said:

Wayne getting another delivery?

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Hey, I resemble that remark.....

.....friggin smarta$$