Warning!!
Dad joke:
An 82 year old man went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later, the doctor saw him walking down the street with a gorgeous woman on his arm. A couple of days later the doctor spoke to the man and asked, "You are really doing great, aren't you?" He replied, "Just doing what you said, doctor. Get a hot momma and be cheerful." "I didn't say that . I said you have a heart murmur, be careful."