Sweden here I come.....

[Wayne Little]

...maybe he's changed his mind?

 

[Lucky13]

On Friday fellas, on Friday.....

 

[Njaco]

Is he gone yet? About time we get to cleaning up the forum!!! Have fun Jan!!!!

Translation: I find my shirt alarming, please extinguish my underpants.*
:

oh and that word does not mean 'shirt' - its 'armpit'.

 

[Airframes]

By the way, don't forget to get a round in before you leave....it's your turn.

 

[Lucky13]

Still here in Glasgow, thanks to some Icelandic bad tempered volcano....

 

[rochie]

bummer, i hope you get your money back or another flight at least

 

[lesofprimus]

Hope u get off the ground Jan, have fun be safe and for Godsakes, WEAR A FRICKIN CONDOM....

A bunch of little Jans roaming the streets of Sweden is alarming, almost apopcalyptical......

 

[Wayne Little]

"are we there yet?"

....little Jan's......that sounds a bit scary!

 

[Maximowitz]

Hope u get off the ground Jan, have fun be safe and for Godsakes, WEAR A FRICKIN CONDOM....

A bunch of little Jans roaming the streets of Sweden is alarming, almost apopcalyptical......

If he can't get some in Glasgow the chances of him getting any in Sweden are astronomical..

 

[Wayne Little]

 

[vikingBerserker]

LMAO..........nice..

 

[Airframes]

Hope you're able to get away soon old chap, maybe if they flew under 3,000 feet all the way it would work?! Now, put that brunette down....it's the blonde's day on Saturdays!

 

[rochie]

Hope you're able to get away soon old chap, maybe if they flew under 3,000 feet all the way it would work?! Now, put that brunette down....it's the blonde's day on Saturdays!

his blonde has a puncture !

 

[Njaco]

So thats where the ash cloud came from!!!!

 

[Airframes]

He He! Jan could always do what John Cleese did, and get a taxi to Sweden. Cleese just paid approximately £3,500 for a taxi from Oslo to Brussels!!
I would have loved to have seen and heard the dialogue between Cleese and the taxi driver!!

 

[Lucky13]

Me getting what?

 

[Njaco]

herpes

 

[BikerBabe]

Bicycle tire patches all over you body?
(y'know...punctured blonde...patches...*drumroll* )

 

[Njaco]

Hey Jan, I hear the Norseman Line is cutting its fares in half for those air travelers that are grounded. Trips leaving Borgholm to Glasgow every half hour!

 

[Airframes]

Bl**dy Vikings! Beans is off........!