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Matt308 said:
Stuck my foot so deep in my mouth I now know what my kneecap tastes like.
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You have joined a not very exclusive club Matt. Never mind, tomorrow is another opportunity to say something inappropriate hahaha...
So far today, I have remained on the 'good' side of the line.
So far...

:grab:
 
Anyway...where were we?
Ah yes, 'Jack Daniels'...ummm..I got totallyand utterly hammered on JD and Pernod ( I know, I know..) when I was young and mad. To this day I cannot even smell the stuff without a stomach urge.:-
If the only booze in the world was JD I would be teetotal.
 
Been awake all night in extreme pain, with left wrist locked, swollen and red hot, and right one sore and swollen. Managed to get to computer and use one thumb, to check e bay bid. Got out-bid with 3 seconds to go! B*ll*cks !!!!
 
Airframes said:
Been awake all night in extreme pain, with left wrist locked, swollen and red hot, and right one sore and swollen. Managed to get to computer and use one thumb, to check e bay bid. Got out-bid with 3 seconds to go! B*ll*cks !!!!
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That is a shitty day Terry. Hope you can get some pills to help the pain mate...
 
Damn Erich. Very sorry to hear that. Spent 60$ for fuel and drove 2 hours for a car appointment at 10:30. Two hours later, the car hasn't even moved from the spot where I dropped it off and they told me it would be two more hours before it would even get in the shop. Drove home without getting the work done due to another appointment at home.

Geo
 
Erich, stick with us. We need you and appreciate the pain you are going through.
Spent all day trying to bail out my youngest girl, (21) out of jail. Stupid. Stupid. Stupid. (Her)
She has always been the good one. I guess it was just her time. Possession of weed, (less than an 1/8th) paraphernalia, and an open container.
Cost us $750.00 in bail. We didn't have cash, so they took the titles to our cars. Yay.
Advice to younger guys on the forum, clip 'em now. Save yourself money in the future!
 
Bathroom drain clogged. Boiling water didn't do the trick, so had to get out the spiral thingy and the latex gloves and mess with the very icky drain.
Got it sorted out, but - ffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu....icky, disgusting stuff!
Oh well - I make a mess, I clean it up.
But - EW!!!
 
Come living in the Netherlands. I just read on an American website that drugs seems to be legal here. Didn't know that, but foreigners probably know better than we do..
 
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Some slimey ****ing **** stole my middle daughter new smart phone at a party.
Just invited guests too...

Thanks a ****ing bunch whoever you are...
 
'Spent all day trying to bail out my youngest girl, (21) out of jail. Stupid. Stupid. Stupid. (Her)
She has always been the good one. I guess it was just her time. Possession of weed, (less than an 1/8th) paraphernalia, and an open container.
Cost us $750.00 in bail. We didn't have cash, so they took the titles to our cars. Yay.'

Really sorry to hear this Paul. I don't know what else to say mate.
 
Ludicrous, stupid, senseless comments by that prat Cameron, after Murray won the men's singles at Wimbledon!
No disrespect to Mr. Murray, and huge congratulations on his achievement, but for the so-called Leader of a Nation (who couldn't run a bath, unless he had help) to say "He deserves a Knighthood" and "It's lifted the spirit of the whole Nation" is ****ing maddening!
It's a game of Tennis for ****'s sake!
And it had b*gg*r all to do with lifting my spirit - (a few days of sun have done that) - especially when we have men and women fighting and dying in foreign parts for a useless cause. Men and women who only get a 'lip service' thank you in order to be seen to be 'doing the right thing'.
That privileged pillock gets right up my nose!
Sorry - rant over.
Ah! That's better!!
 
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