What Annoyed You Today?

[N4521U]

Mother Nature is a bitch.

Yes, she can misbehave!!!!!!

 

[at6]

I am jealous.

I had a sh*t of a day. I was 250m/yds from the house when Mother Mature challenged me to a race to the toilet. She cheats so she won.

Mother Nature is a bitch.

And she still doesn't satisfy.

 

[Greg Boeser]

Landslide closed a road near my house.

 

[MiTasol]

better than to your house or this one in PNG last week that some claim killed up to 2,000 people. To give some scale the vehicles at the bottom of the arrow are most likely to be Toyota Landcruisers.

Aerial footage shows extent of landslide as locals dig for survivors

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Thousands buried in Papua New Guinea landslide

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[Zipper730]

This inflation is a real pera. Food might as well be lined in gold and don't get me started on the shortages.

When you say pera, did you mean "peril"? I'm not sure I understand.

 

[Snautzer01]

1. I went flying this morning, 31 min of pure pleasure and beauty.

2. I sat down to write a letter to the IRS to explain why I did my taxes wrong and then figured out that I DID NOT DO IT WRONG! On the other hand, they made a mistake so immense that it is literally beyond belief and their own letter shows it!

Script for a block buster movie.

 

[at6]

The fact that my ass is still on this earth.

 

[Greg Boeser]

better than to your house or this one in PNG last week that some claim killed up to 2,000 people. To give some scale the vehicles at the bottom of the arrow are most likely to be Toyota Landcruisers.

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Aerial footage shows extent of landslide as locals dig for survivors

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Thousands buried in Papua New Guinea landslide

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www.abc.net.au

True. But a similar slide nearby killed two schoolchildren a few years back while on a school outing at a local park.

 

[Viking1066]

When you say pera, did you mean "peril"? I'm not sure I understand.

pera is the B word in Spanish.

 

[Njaco]

Why is buying a house so freaking difficult? At least if you are middle class.

The lender sent me a list of conditions that I need to provide - driver's license, SS card, etc. Two of the items obviously come from the Park and the homeowner. Yet I keep getting asked for them. Yesterday, I told the Lender I'm not forging anyone's name to any documents (one of the items requires the signature of Park management). He says he has been sending notices to the realtor and the Park but hasn't received anything. Meanwhile the Park calls me and asks where our applications are? I respond we filled them out 2 weeks ago AND sent in the $80 fee. Who has my money??? I call the realtor who gets nasty with me saying she is busy and will get to it. I tell the lender. I tell him why am I involved in the middle of this???

The Lender calls later. They found my money. He has the items he needed but...... because they took so long, the appraisal that has to be done may take us past the settlement date. *^&*$&#$&#%^ azzholes!!!! I'm getting so fecking stressed out here. Trying to sell the motorhome. Buying a vehicle that will take us down to Florida. Finding a mover that won't swindle me. And the Pre-wife's eye surgery she had last week is failing and she has to have a 2nd surgery on Monday!!! And then this shite!

And don't ask me about the added "fees" the feckers charge. Thank gawd I fart in the general direction of the prevailing winds, otherwise I could be charged for that!

FECK!

 

[special ed]

Welcome to home ownership. One house I bought did not have a needed signature of a previous someone who had since died, however he was magically resurrected long enough to sign the document. I suspect it was one of the attorneys.

 

[MIflyer]

The lender sent me a list of conditions that I need to provide - driver's license, SS card,

Have you ever bought a car and had them ask to see your driver's license? Me? Never! But buy a house and they want to see it.
A few years ago I went to pay my property taxes and they asked to see my driver's license. Okay, I think they know my address, since it is on the property tax bill. If my check bounces I think they know where to find me. I had left my wallet in the car since there was nothing in it pertaining to my property taxes and just bought the bill and my checkbook. I told them that and they said they were sorry but the new tax collector wanted to see driver's licenses.

 

[Escuadrilla Azul]

pera is the B word in Spanish.

B word?

 

[Greg Boeser]

B word?

Perra.

 

[Snautzer01]

Perra.

P word... i think the spanish need to learn dutch and or english foul words.

 

[Viking1066]

Our Tex-Mex-ND version of a B---h.

 

[Escuadrilla Azul]

Perra.

Ah b*tch.

That's ok.

Pera = Pearl

Perra = female dog, so b... is good

 

[SaparotRob]

I'm ready to solve the puzzle, Mr Sajak. "Pearls before swine?"

 

[Peter Gunn]

The fact that my ass is still on this earth.

Well I for one am glad you're still here bud, you doing OK?

 

[Snautzer01]

Well I for one am glad you're still here bud, you doing OK?

Yeah. Whats up doc?