Civil Air Patrol Cadet!

[Bullockracing]

LMAO!

 

[FLYBOYJ]

LOL that reminds me of something.

My Flight Company was deactivated about a month ago so all us Crewchiefs and Pilots had to go to another company. Well either way there is this new guy in there company who has been in the Army for like 2 weeks out of his training, anyhow when I walked in the door to my new office he looks at me and says "Yes Newbies that I can pick on!" I could only laugh! In the end all I could tell him was, when he gets 656 combat flight hours like myself he can come and talk to me again!

I'd Sh*t in his coffee cup!!!

 

[lesofprimus]

Im guilty of that charge Joe......

 

[FLYBOYJ]

Im guilty of that charge Joe......

I'm not surprised!!

 

[evangilder]

Great comeback, Chris!

 

[lesofprimus]

I'm not surprised!!

Actually did it twice, once as a joke, the other to get back at this crybaby Marine Major who thought that bitching about Echo Platoon and our "non-regulation" gear was a smart thing to do....

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

Naw I wont **** in his coffee cup, I will just stinky up his mike boom on his flight helmet.

 

[lesofprimus]

Now THERES a brilliant idea....

 

[pbfoot]

I stuck a small fish in one of the guys unused pockets of his flight suit it has a lasting effect or one guy I knew ate everything he coukd think of that would cause gas when he found out he was working a shift with a guy he didn't like

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

I like the stinky mike boom and the pubes in the mike boom mouth piece.

 

[Glider]

It wasn't nasty but we had one chap who was very keen on reminding us how fit he was and I admit he was a lot fitter than most, but he did go on a bit.
We had to go on some excercises and as I am sure you know the packs tend to be large and heavy. When he picked up his rucksack he, as we all did bitched about how how heavy the packs were this time around. All through the day he seemed to have trouble staying ahead of the rest of us as he liked to do to show of how macho he was.
That night he had a major sense of humour failure when he realised that we had sneaked a couple of shot puts into his pack.

 

[Bullockracing]

I like the stinky mike boom and the pubes in the mike boom mouth piece.

LMAO!!!!!

I've done that to a sweeper operator!

That is some funny s*it!!!!

 

[Wildcat]

Yeah, our trick for the new guys was to wipe grease (or in some cases a certain bodily fluid which I will not go into details about!!) around the eye pieces of the Rapier sight. Quite funny to see them walking around with black rings around their eyes. Also, never ever leave your bush hat in a gun pit at night, as it has been known to be used for a rag/wipe off sorts (also relates to above fluid!).

 

[Bullockracing]

I've been known to soak a uniform shirt in water, fold it into some odd shape and throw it in the freezer. Once it's found, the creases are a mother to get out!

 

[pbfoot]

or the standard but effective shoepolish or binoculars or phones I was always partial towards lampblack

 

[lesofprimus]

Hehe Bull, did that a few times myself.........

 

[evangilder]

Makes you wonder what we would do to the guys we don't like! hehe

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

We tend to put shoe pollish around the ear pieces in the flight helmets so that when take off there helmet they have black rings around the sides of there faces.

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

I can handle what comes my way Les because I dont give up or ***** about what I have to do.

This one is really late but I was re reading this thread and thought I had to add something to this post here.

P38 have you ever been on the recieving end of bullets? How about 5 Rockets fired at you as your are flying in Baghdad? How do you know that you wont quit?

 

[lesofprimus]

Many a lesser man have quit, thats for sure....