Civil Air Patrol Cadet!

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I'd Sh*t in his coffee cup!!!
 
I stuck a small fish in one of the guys unused pockets of his flight suit it has a lasting effect or one guy I knew ate everything he coukd think of that would cause gas when he found out he was working a shift with a guy he didn't like
 
It wasn't nasty but we had one chap who was very keen on reminding us how fit he was and I admit he was a lot fitter than most, but he did go on a bit.
We had to go on some excercises and as I am sure you know the packs tend to be large and heavy. When he picked up his rucksack he, as we all did bitched about how how heavy the packs were this time around. All through the day he seemed to have trouble staying ahead of the rest of us as he liked to do to show of how macho he was.
That night he had a major sense of humour failure when he realised that we had sneaked a couple of shot puts into his pack.
 
Yeah, our trick for the new guys was to wipe grease (or in some cases a certain bodily fluid which I will not go into details about!!) around the eye pieces of the Rapier sight. Quite funny to see them walking around with black rings around their eyes. Also, never ever leave your bush hat in a gun pit at night, as it has been known to be used for a rag/wipe off sorts (also relates to above fluid!).
 
P38 Pilot said:
I can handle what comes my way Les because I dont give up or ***** about what I have to do.


This one is really late but I was re reading this thread and thought I had to add something to this post here.

P38 have you ever been on the recieving end of bullets? How about 5 Rockets fired at you as your are flying in Baghdad? How do you know that you wont quit?
 

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