Meanwhile downunder...

[Wildcat]

Snake eats crocodile..
Snake eats croc after epic fight in Qld | News.com.au

Man drinks beer after bitten by snake
http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/he...ly-eastern-brown/story-fneuzlbd-1226849922618

 

[Lucky13]

You guys need to get off that island more often!

 

[Vic Balshaw]

Ah……………….just another day down under!

 

[buffnut453]

Down under what? Or who?

 

[Njaco]

"I said to myself, if I'm going to cark it I'm going to have a beer," he told the newspaper. So I got a Goldie out of the fridge and drank that."
He was whisked to hospital for treatment but his ordeal spiralled further when he suffered an allergic reaction to the antivenom.

Are they sure he reacted to the snake bite and not the "Goldie"?

 

[Gnomey]

Australian's certainly are a certain breed of people...

 

[vikingBerserker]

I guess when you live in a place where even the cute things are trying to kill you, you have to be that way.


I once read a field guide to dangerous critters in Australia and it was a simple 2 step to ID anything dangerous.

1 - Is the creature living?
2 - Then it will try to kill you.

 

[Wayne Little]

C'mon down, the waters fine......crocs, Great Whites, box Jellyfish....on second thought stay on the beach....and have a beer...

 

[Shinpachi]

I was misunderstood as a Chinese at a tobacco shop in Sydney.
I said "I'm Japanese". Then, all of a sudden, a Chinese old man jumped out from a room behind the shop owner and said "Japanese! You come from us!".
I said "Yes, you are our ancestor!". I was fearful.

 

[oldcrowcv63]

I was misunderstood as a Chinese at a tobacco shop in Sydney.
I said "I'm Japanese". Then, all of a sudden, a Chinese old man jumped out from a room behind the shop owner and said "Japanese! You come from us!".
I said "Yes, you are our ancestor!". I was fearful.

LMAO

 

[nuuumannn]

Man drinks beer after bitten by snake

That would have been funnier if it was Man bites snake after drinking beer...

 

[oldcrowcv63]

That would have been funnier if it was Man bites snake after drinking beer...

or in Oz it would as likely be:

Man drinks snake after being bitten by beer.

 

[Airframes]

After two beers, it might have been "Man eats snake after it devours croccodile".

 

[N4521U]

I wouldn't reach for a four exer.............
More like a Boag's or an Old!
And if'n he woke everone up, he woulda had to share the beer!

BBQ snake wrapped croc............ hmm

 

[Wildcat]

In other snake related news...
Python eats dog tied to kennel - Yahoo!7

 

[Wayne Little]

That would scare the cr@p out of ya...

 

[Vic Balshaw]

C'mon down, the waters fine......crocs, Great Whites, box Jellyfish....on second thought stay on the beach....and have a beer...

If'n it's a XXXX or a Fosters, I'll take my chance in the ocean thanks!!

 

[Wildcat]

More croc news...
http://www.ntnews.com.au/news/north...-surprised-shark/story-fnk0b1zt-1227014566443

 

[vikingBerserker]

Surgery on the snake to remove the chain before they release it?????

Ok. in the South it would just be for dinner!

 

[at6]

To hell with releasing that nasty a$$ snake back into the wild. I would have slowly killed it for revenge. The only good snake is a dead snake. I lived in the southern U.S. for the first 10 years of my life and we were taught to killem.