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"I said to myself, if I'm going to cark it I'm going to have a beer," he told the newspaper. So I got a Goldie out of the fridge and drank that."
He was whisked to hospital for treatment but his ordeal spiralled further when he suffered an allergic reaction to the antivenom.
I was misunderstood as a Chinese at a tobacco shop in Sydney.
I said "I'm Japanese". Then, all of a sudden, a Chinese old man jumped out from a room behind the shop owner and said "Japanese! You come from us!".
I said "Yes, you are our ancestor!". I was fearful.
Man drinks beer after bitten by snake
That would have been funnier if it was Man bites snake after drinking beer...
C'mon down, the waters fine......crocs, Great Whites, box Jellyfish....on second thought stay on the beach....and have a beer...