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kgambit
Tech Sergeant
ROTFL
"Yeah though I walk thru the Forest of Plastic, I shall fear no kits. For I have my Master Card, Visa and American Express at my side."
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Yeah and verrily, it shall be that thou will go forth unto the wilderness, where lies the Forest of Plastic, and enter with caution. Venture thee to purchase the neccessities of thy pass time in the way of paints and glues, and if fortune should smile on thee, the odd brush or three. But heed the Warning of the Oracle of Scale, for it is your destiny to leave the Forest of Platic heavy laden, with kits, bits and accessorieds that thou have no bl**dy chance of creating as one for the passage of twenty moons, for so it is written!!
And lo! There did appear a messenger, and the messenger did give unto the accursed a box, and upon the box 'twas written... "Hannants". And the accursed did think to himself, "verily, when the missus spots this, I shall be in the doghouse for three score year and ten..." And so he did secrete them in the loft, with the other ones...
"And then cameth the billus creditcardus, and woe, there was crying and gnashing of teeth (for it was the 28th day!), and She Who Must Be Obeyed flew into a rage like no other rage before. So, taking up my palliasse and few pathetic belongings, I beat it mighty quick to the distant hills, there to remain, until it cooleth down and it be safe to return, when sneaking in through the back door shall be the safest option!"
And what is a palliasse, anyways?
(You think the kits are an expensive habit? Say hello to Mrs CK's money pit...)
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And then the female terrorist asked the male terrorist "Does my bomb look big in this?"
Oh, you should come down here and see some of the South Wales girlies, very nice indeed