Got this in a my E-mail today.
SUBJECT: POSTED TO CRAIG'S LIST / PERSONALS:
To the Guy Who tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night before last. Date:
05/27/2009, 1:43 AM EST. I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacket that you
demanded that I hand over, shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my
girlfriend threatening our lives. You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and
earrings.
I can only hope that you somehow come across this rather important message.
First, I'd like to apologize for your embarrassment when I drew my pistol after you
took my jacket. The evening was not that cold, and I was wearing the jacket for a
reason. My girlfriend had just bought me that Kimber Model 1911 .45 A CP pistol for
my birthday, and we had picked up a shoulder holster for it that very evening.
Obviously you agree that it is a very intimidating weapon when pointed at your head…
Wasn't it? I know it probably wasn't fun walking back to wherever you had come
from barefooted since I made you leave your shoes, cell phone, and wallet with me.
(That prevented you calling or running to your buddies to come help mug us again.).
After I called your mother, "Momma" as you had her listed in your cell, I explained
the entire episode of what you'd done. Then I went and filled up my gas tank as
well as four other people's in the gas station on your credit card. The guy with
the big motor home took 150 gallons and was extremely grateful! I then threw your
wallet into the big pink "pimp mobile" that was parked at the curb… After I broke
the window and keyed the entire driver's side of the car.
Later, I called a bunch of phone sex numbers from your cell phone. Ma Bell just
now shut down the line, although I only used the phone for a little over a day now,
so what's going on with that? Earlier, I managed to get in two threatening phone
calls to the DA's office and one to the FBI, while mentioning President Obama as my
possible target. The FBI guy seemed really intense and we had a nice long chat I
guess while he traced your number etc. In a way, perhaps I should apologize for
not killing you… But I feel this type of retribution is a far more appropriate
punishment for your threatened crime. I wish you well as you try to sort through
some of these rather immediate pressing issues, and can only hope that you have the
opportunity to reflect upon, and perhaps reconsider the career path you've chosen
to pursue in life.
Remember, next time you might not be so lucky… Have a good day!
Thoughtfully yours,
Alex