I did a few Mad Libs online...fill in the blanks without seeing whats written they came out like this
Dear Terry,
You are extremly Smelly and I Fast you! I want kiss your Arm Seven times. You make my Store burn with desire. When I first saw you, I Shockingly stared at you and fell in love. Will you Spit out with me? Don`t let your parents discourage you, Jan's are just jealous.
Yours forever, Wayne
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Dear Sweetheart,
I lay awake all House thinking of you, your Smelly smile, and our Dog in the Chile. Surprisingly , I recall our meeting, how my heart Rubbed with Barn when I first saw you. How Slimy you looked in that Blue Grocery Store and those two Disgusting Pants on your Legs!
I cherished every moment we were together and was Thinkable when our date came to a close. I can`t say how Regardless I regret spilling Beer on your Jaw; you were Brash about it, however, for which I am grateful. You are so beautiful when you`re Brash.
You`re Accurate most other times. Your eyes are like deep pools of Vodka , warmed in the moonlight. Your cheeks are as rosy as Mistakes. Your lips are like succulent Sausages . Your hair is Pink like a Horse on a summer`s day.
I can`t wait to Taste with you again. Write soon.
Contemplatively,
Your Friend
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