She was soooooooo blonde
She thought a quarterback was a refund.
She thought General Motors was in the army.
At the bottom of an application where it says "sign here", she wrote "Sagittarius."
She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can, because it said "Concentrate."
She studied for a blood test.
When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.
She thought if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
She thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening.
When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said, "Airport
Left", she turned around and went home.