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A friend of mine got pulled over and here is how the conversation went.
Officer: License and registration please.
J:Ok.
O:Mr. -------- do you know why I pulled you over?
J: You wanted a kiss?
The officer handed him his license back and left.
"The only time you have too much fuel is when you're on fire."
As the test pilot climbs out of the experimental aircraft, having torn off the wings and tail in the crash landing, the crash truck arrives; the rescuer sees a bloodied pilot and asks, "What happened?" The pilot's reply: "Beats the **** outta me, I just got here myself."