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Text Messaging for the Elderly:
BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
CGU: Can't Get Up
DWI: Driving While Incontinent
FWB: Friend With Betablockers
FYI: For Your Indigestion
FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
GOML: Get Off My Lawn
GTG: Got To Groan
IMHMO: In My HMO
IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
JK: Just Kvetching
LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL: Living On Lipitor
LWO: Lawrence Welk's On
MGAD: My Grandson's A Doctor
MILTF: Meal I'd Like To Forget
OMG: Ouch, My Groin!
OMG: Oye, My Grandchildren!
ROFL CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing, and Can't Get Up
RULKM: Are You Leaving Kids Money?
SUS: Speak Up, Sonny
TGIF: Thank Goodness It's Four (Four O'Clock - Early Bird Special)
TTYL: Talk To You Louder
WIWYA: When I Was Your Age
WTF: Wet The Furniture
WTF: What's Today's Fish?