Found on the Facebook site....
I invited a girl back to my place for coffee. She agreed, but made it crystal clear that it would be coffee and nothing else.
Later on, I came out of the kitchen to find her laying on my sofa in her underwear.
"I know what I said," she smiled, "but I've changed my mind and I want you to make love to me right here right now."
"Oh for **** sake," I moaned, slamming the cups of coffee down on the table.
"What's wrong?" She asked. "I thought you'd be happy."
"It's great," I replied, "but it means I've just wasted the last of my rohypnol."
I invited a girl back to my place for coffee. She agreed, but made it crystal clear that it would be coffee and nothing else.
Later on, I came out of the kitchen to find her laying on my sofa in her underwear.
"I know what I said," she smiled, "but I've changed my mind and I want you to make love to me right here right now."
"Oh for **** sake," I moaned, slamming the cups of coffee down on the table.
"What's wrong?" She asked. "I thought you'd be happy."
"It's great," I replied, "but it means I've just wasted the last of my rohypnol."