Quotes and Jokes (19 Viewers)

[Gnomey]

 

[Wayne Little]

Very few places I can use that joke these days unfortunately.

True enough!

 

[Wayne Little]

A man noticed that his credit card had been stolen but didn't report it..........The thief was spending less then his wife.

 

[Crimea_River]

 

[Wurger]

 

[Gnomey]

 

[javlin]

Should I? Should I?

 

[Crimea_River]

I would!

 

[Wurger]

 

[Wayne Little]

Go for it!

 

[Gnomey]

Woof!

 

[Wurger]

 

[vikingBerserker]

LMAO

 

[razor1uk]

omFG! why does that remind me of a Woody Allen film..?

 

[Crimea_River]

Reminds me of a quote from Mash when Klinger said to some guy: "If my dog had a face like yours, I'd shave his butt and teach him to walk backwards!"

 

[at6]

Should I? Should I?

Do you mean sniff, bite or both? I would go for both.

 

[at6]

Looks like one of my former supervisors. Where did you find him?

 

[Wurger]

Looks like one of my former supervisors. Where did you find him?

Via the Internet.

 

[Gnomey]

 

[Wayne Little]