What are your worst movies??

Discussion in 'OFF-Topic / Misc.' started by Lucky13, Oct 3, 2011.

  1. Lucky13

    Lucky13 Forum Mascot

    Joined:
    Aug 21, 2006
    Messages:
    36,730
    Likes Received:
    1,064
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Occupation:
    Nightshift picker
    Location:
    A Swede living in Glasgow, Scotland
    Home Page:
    What's with all these new bl**dy kick and wave flicks coming......footloose and what not, what happened to good quality movies!?

    Anyhoo, what's your alltime worst movies, those that you'd rather stick needles in your eyes than watch ever again.....those, where it doesn't matter how drunk you are, their still sh*te!

    Aye, it's Monday.....it's my God given right to rant, particularly on a Monday!! :lol:
     
  2. Vassili Zaitzev

    Vassili Zaitzev Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Nov 25, 2005
    Messages:
    3,099
    Likes Received:
    28
    Trophy Points:
    48
    Occupation:
    Substitute teacher; graduate student
    Location:
    Connecticut, United States
    Hmm, Pearl Harbor ranks pretty high. Gonna have to think a few others.
     
  3. Lighthunmust

    Lighthunmust Banned

    Joined:
    May 16, 2011
    Messages:
    532
    Likes Received:
    2
    Trophy Points:
    0
    Location:
    Scottsdale, Arizona
    #3 Lighthunmust, Oct 3, 2011
    Last edited: Oct 3, 2011
    "The Hunters" certainly has to rank near the bottom for aviation films. It was produced the same year I was and I have aged better. This film is one the few places you can see more Sabre silliness than in the "Greatest Jet Fighter" thread. The best thing in this film is May Britt's cool sexiness. She's "George"! The movie is based on a much better book (whata surprise).
     
  4. Bucksnort101

    Bucksnort101 Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Sep 11, 2007
    Messages:
    5,384
    Likes Received:
    58
    Trophy Points:
    48
    Location:
    Minnesota
    Amen. I almost got up and walked out of the theater several time during that one, but I stuck it out.
    Titanic comes in second, thankfully I did not pay money for that one.
     
  5. razor1uk

    razor1uk Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Dec 12, 2008
    Messages:
    1,436
    Likes Received:
    48
    Trophy Points:
    48
    Occupation:
    Tamago no Chie
    Location:
    Tamago no Chie, (B'ham, UK)
    #5 razor1uk, Oct 3, 2011
    Last edited: Oct 9, 2011
    The Relic or The Cube early 2000's -space alien horror, a real 'bottom of the film barrel' film... Pearl Habor U571 are also imo subject to barrel scrapings.

    I really would never have guessed that many movies are BS
     
  6. Capt. Vick

    Capt. Vick Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jul 23, 2008
    Messages:
    7,912
    Likes Received:
    639
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Long Island, New York
    "Hardware", "Supernova", "Office Space", "Grease 1 2", "Camp", pretty much any musical, oh and "The Wizard of Oz"
     
  7. ccheese

    ccheese Member In Perpetuity
    Staff Member Moderator

    Joined:
    Jul 10, 2007
    Messages:
    12,669
    Likes Received:
    96
    Trophy Points:
    48
    Occupation:
    R E T I R E D !!
    Location:
    Virginia Beach, Va.
    I think John Wayne's "Green Berets" has to rate near the bottom. Worse movie he ever made !

    Charles
     
  8. Lighthunmust

    Lighthunmust Banned

    Joined:
    May 16, 2011
    Messages:
    532
    Likes Received:
    2
    Trophy Points:
    0
    Location:
    Scottsdale, Arizona
    What can you possibly mean? This is a miraculous movie. Where else can you see the Sun set in the East?
     
  9. Park

    Park Member

    Joined:
    Feb 27, 2010
    Messages:
    98
    Likes Received:
    3
    Trophy Points:
    8
    Worse aviation movie, I'm sorry got to go with Top Gun.
     
  10. Readie

    Readie Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Apr 15, 2011
    Messages:
    4,287
    Likes Received:
    50
    Trophy Points:
    48
    Location:
    Plymouth, England
    Worst movie? ummmm. 'inglorious bastards' I thought it was utter sh*ite.
    'Saving Private Ryan' brilliant start and petered out to the usual cringeworthy Hollywood nonsense. Pity.
    Cheers
    John
     
  11. Crimea_River

    Crimea_River Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Nov 16, 2008
    Messages:
    25,197
    Likes Received:
    963
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Location:
    Calgary
  12. RabidAlien

    RabidAlien Active Member

    Joined:
    Apr 27, 2008
    Messages:
    6,592
    Likes Received:
    4
    Trophy Points:
    38
    Occupation:
    IT
    Location:
    Hurst, Texas
    Geez, where to start? I'd like to nominate the ENTIRE "romantic/teen comedy" genre. How so many women can find any realism in a bunch of movies that are more fantasy than the "Lord of the Rings" trilogy, I'll never know. "Thin Red Line" was pretty bad, too, and I nearly chewed a foot off to escape from "The Beach" with Lionardo DiCrappio. My top pick, however, has to go to "To Die For" with Nicole Kidman. Brainscrub, please!!!!
     
  13. Wayne Little

    Wayne Little Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Oct 7, 2006
    Messages:
    51,197
    Likes Received:
    849
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Location:
    Adelaide Sth. Aust.
    Scratching my head on this one...I'm rather tolerant with most....
     
  14. Lighthunmust

    Lighthunmust Banned

    Joined:
    May 16, 2011
    Messages:
    532
    Likes Received:
    2
    Trophy Points:
    0
    Location:
    Scottsdale, Arizona
    You are a saint amongst us sinners. Let me tempt you to join us by encouraging your move from the virtue of tolerance to the sin of intolerance. Have you ever seen "A.I."?
     
  15. Readie

    Readie Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Apr 15, 2011
    Messages:
    4,287
    Likes Received:
    50
    Trophy Points:
    48
    Location:
    Plymouth, England
    How about .. Flyboys ?
    Its also amusing to see how 'flyboy' has two different meanings depending which side of the Atlantic you hail from.

    My top worst film is....

    Battle of the Bulge

    It started out well enough, but it just degenerates into a laughable shambles, from fighting a tank battle in the desert to Telly Savalas' over the top antics (I'm gonna stay here and wait for the Ger-mans.)

    Yeah ok Telly...having a turkish?
    I should coca

    John
     
  16. Bucksnort101

    Bucksnort101 Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Sep 11, 2007
    Messages:
    5,384
    Likes Received:
    58
    Trophy Points:
    48
    Location:
    Minnesota
    Any movie made in the late to mid 2000 period that has a Vampire in it!!!
     
  17. Thorlifter

    Thorlifter Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jun 10, 2004
    Messages:
    7,911
    Likes Received:
    189
    Trophy Points:
    63
    Occupation:
    IT Nerd
    Location:
    Dallas, Tx Jubail, Saudi Arabia
    Typically I would agree as I'm not a musical movie type guy either and with Grease 2, I gotta agree 100%, but Grease 1 was HUGE and is still extremely popular. Wizard of Oz in 1939 was ground breaking stuff. But I get it....you don't like them and that's cool. I just have a different opinion is all.

    I would have to say on any WW2 forum that Pearl Harbor should always win this category. Others that come to mind are WaterWorld and Battlefield Earth.
     
  18. Capt. Vick

    Capt. Vick Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jul 23, 2008
    Messages:
    7,912
    Likes Received:
    639
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Long Island, New York
    Can totally respect your opinions amigo, but at the risk of totally getting banned from this, my beloved forum, I liked Pearl Harbor for what it was...an action packed schlocky movie hung (very) loosely on the framework of America’s entry into WWII. As for WaterWorld, I thought the first half was pretty decent, but the second half sucked…and not in a good way! But at least it wasn’t as bad as the other Costner bomb, The Postman. And as for Battlefield Earth, I liked that also, but that in no way should lead you to think that I’m affiliated with Scientology! LOL
     
  19. Readie

    Readie Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Apr 15, 2011
    Messages:
    4,287
    Likes Received:
    50
    Trophy Points:
    48
    Location:
    Plymouth, England
    Willy Wonker versions 1 2 are just plain odd.
    Disturbingly so....
     
  20. RabidAlien

    RabidAlien Active Member

    Joined:
    Apr 27, 2008
    Messages:
    6,592
    Likes Received:
    4
    Trophy Points:
    38
    Occupation:
    IT
    Location:
    Hurst, Texas
    Heh. I think I'm the only person in the world that actually liked "Waterworld"...although, yeah, the ending was rather interesting. The peaks of the Himalayas all of a sudden have beaches and waterfalls and palm trees? After the world floods to a depth where dim sunlight still filters through and a couple of road flares are all that are needed to illuminate an entire city? Oh, well, most good sci-fi/fantasy/post-apocalypse stuff breaks down if analyzed too deeply (sorta like "Pearl Harbor"), but if watched with disbelief suspended, purely for brain-shrivelling entertainment, they're good. "Pearl Harbor", not so much.
     
Loading...

Share This Page