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Just got off the phone a little bit ago after having some fun
I recieved a call from the "Windows Security Center", my assistant's name was Mike (with a VERY heavy Indian accent). He went through the prepared speech about how my computer was compromised and we needed to address the problem quickly.
I said "oh no!! It's a new machine, what do we do??" and this is where the fun began
He said he needed to make sure his files were current and that I needed to tell him what computer I had. With a straight face, I informed him that my computer was an "Amiga ID410T" and that it was running "Windex Ultra" for security. At this point, I thought for sure he's catch on, but no...we continued!
The next question was what version of Windows. I took the chance: "My Windows version is Snowball" to which he replied, "I don't seem to have this version in my system" and I informed him this was really new and expensive...really powerful and came in a set of 12 discs. He sounded impressed at this amazing Microsoft technology and was about to go to the next step of his telemarketing crap when the other line clicked. Since I was waiting for a call from my attorney, I told the guy I had to go, but thanks for the fun and answered the other line.
Long story short, I was about dying while answering his questions and I woner how long it'll take for them to figure out I was BS'ing them!!
I recieved a call from the "Windows Security Center", my assistant's name was Mike (with a VERY heavy Indian accent). He went through the prepared speech about how my computer was compromised and we needed to address the problem quickly.
I said "oh no!! It's a new machine, what do we do??" and this is where the fun began
He said he needed to make sure his files were current and that I needed to tell him what computer I had. With a straight face, I informed him that my computer was an "Amiga ID410T" and that it was running "Windex Ultra" for security. At this point, I thought for sure he's catch on, but no...we continued!
The next question was what version of Windows. I took the chance: "My Windows version is Snowball" to which he replied, "I don't seem to have this version in my system" and I informed him this was really new and expensive...really powerful and came in a set of 12 discs. He sounded impressed at this amazing Microsoft technology and was about to go to the next step of his telemarketing crap when the other line clicked. Since I was waiting for a call from my attorney, I told the guy I had to go, but thanks for the fun and answered the other line.
Long story short, I was about dying while answering his questions and I woner how long it'll take for them to figure out I was BS'ing them!!