lol, sometimes English is weirdly sounding when taken litteraly or with connotations of riskiness/ohh er misses...
Water Closet; why would you keep water in a closet - wouldn't it flood out when you opened the door?
Taxi Rank; does that mean a taxi parked in the rank is d'sgusting/offputting? (can a mod please maybe stop that 'D' word becoming half emote sometime - it is quite vexing)
Scumbag; was an 18th Centuary English ( older) insult, when calling it to someone, it implied they are/were a 'used condom' or bag of scum - now demoted to generaly something children might say to each other.
Mince Pies (at Chrimbo); in medieval times they did have sweet meats in, nowerdays they don't - we no longer think of minced and spiced meat(s) being needed in each meals courses or in every serving, i.e, in cakes/pies/flans/ desserts too; or that pies were minced out into pie mince through a mincer (a kitchen used, screw type extrution machine.)