Knowin Dan, he'd just find some tight-arse liberal, shove that lump of coal up the aforementioned tailpipe, give it a swift kick, and pop out a diamond for his wife!
Okay, I hope that didn't sound funnier when the voices in my head said it than it did after I typed it....
So, where in Texas are y'all headin?
Oh, and MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU AND YOURS, AS WELL!
dang should of headed in a more NW direction and I'd blast you with some go ol cold and snow in the Cascades. Be safe bud and avoid the stinking Tornadoes.
Not jumping the gun, I'm on the first landmass to hit 25th December so it is in fact Christmas Day already (or at least will be in 4 minutes). You'll be pleased to know it's sunny and warm here with not a trace of snow, but I do feel sorry for you Have a good day everyone!