Another blonde joke.....
There were three men on a scaffold working on the 20th floor of a building; an Irishman,
an Englishman and a man who just happened to be a blonde.
At lunchtime, the Irishman opens his lunch box and declares, "Not corn beef cabbage again !
If I get corn beef and cabbage one more time I'm going to jump off of this scaffold."
The Englishman opens his lunch box and says, "On No.... not fish chips again..... If I get
fish chips one more time, I'm going to jump off of this scaffold."
The blonde opens his lunch bag and says, "Not bologna again.... if I get bologna one more
time I'm going to jump off this scaffold."
The next day each man opened his lunch to find corn beef for the Irishman, fish chips
for the Englishman and bologna for the blonde. Each proceeded to throw himself off the scaffold, which resulted in their deaths.
At their funerals, the wife of the Irishman said, "If I had known, I would not have fixed him
corn beef and cabbage."
The wife of the Englishman said," If I had known I would not have fixed him fish chips."
The wife of the blonde said, "Don't look at me.... he fixed his own lunch !"
Charles