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FEMALE PRAYER:
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
One who's loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
When he says he'll call, he won't wait weeks.
I pray that he is gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "How big's my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And never attempt to hit on my friend.
And as I kneel and pray by my bed,
I look at the creep you sent me instead.
Amen.
MALE PRAYER:
I pray for a nympho with huge boobs who owns a liquor store.
Amen.
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Uh ? I thought it would have been something more like :
I pray for a gorgeous bisexual nympho between 20 and 30 who wouldn't mind taking one of her female friend to bed.
Amen.
Oh, well...
She replies "I maybe mistaken, but I thought you might be the father of one of my children!"Which I why I always use the word "Students"