I had not heard that one. That was great Syscom.!!!!
This got sent to me today.
Rules for Kickin' Ass
Rules for the Non-Military
Make sure you read #13
Dear Civilians, 'We know that the current state of affairs in our great nation has
many civilians up in arms and excited to join the military.
For those of you who can't join, you can still lend a hand. Here are a few of the
areas where we would like your assistance:
1. The next time you see any adults talking (or wearing a hat) during the playing of
the National Anthem - kick their ass.
2. When you witness, firsthand, someone burning the American Flag in protest - kick
their ass.
3. Regardless of the rank they held while they served, pay the highest amount of
respect to all veterans. If you see anyone doing otherwise, quietly pull them aside
and explain how these veterans fought for the very freedom they bask in every
second. Enlighten them on the many sacrifices these veterans made to make this
Nation great. Then hold them down while a disabled veteran kicks their ass.
4. If you were never in the military, DO NOT pretend that you were. Wearing battle
dress uniforms (BDUs) or Jungle Fatigues, telling others that you used to be
'Special Forces'.
Collecting GI Joe memorabilia, might have been okay when you were seven years old,
now, it will only make you look stupid and get your ass kicked.
5. Next time you come across an *Air Force* member, do not ask them, 'Do you fly a
jet?' Not everyone in the Air Force is a pilot. Such ignorance deserves an
ass-kicking (children are exempt).
6. If you witness someone calling the *US Coast Guard* 'non-military', inform them
of their mistake - and kick their ass.
7. Next time Old Glory (the US flag) prances by during a parade, get on your damn
feet and pay homage to her by placing your hand over your heart. Quietly thank the
military member or veteran lucky enough to be carrying her - of course, failure to
do either of those could earn you a severe ass-kicking.
9. 'Your mama wears combat boots' never made sense to me - stop saying it! If she
did, she would most likely be a vet and therefore would kick your ass!
10. Bin Laden and the Taliban are not Communists, so stop saying 'Let's go kill
those Commies!' And stop asking us where he is! Crystal balls are not standard
issue in the military. That reminds me - if you see anyone calling those damn
psychic phone numbers, let me know, so I can go kick their ass!
11. 'Flyboy' (*Air Force*), 'Jarhead' (*Marines*), 'Grunt' (*Army*), 'Squid'
(*Navy*), 'Puddle Jumpers' (*Coast Guard*), etc., are terms of endearment we use
describing each other. Unless you are a service member or vet, you have not earned
the right to use them. Using them could get your ass kicked.
12. Last, but not least, whether or not you become a member of the military, support
our troops and their families. Every Thanksgiving and religious holiday that you
enjoy with family and friends, please remember that there are literally thousands of
soldiers, sailors, marines and airmen far from home wishing they could be with their
families. Thank God for our military and the sacrifices they make every day. Without
them, our Country would get it's ass kicked.
'It's the Veteran, not the reporter, who has given us the freedom of the press.'
'It's the Veteran, not the poet, who has given us the freedom of speech.'
'It's the Veteran, not the community organizer, who gives us the freedom to
demonstrate.'
'It's the Military who salutes the flag, who serves beneath the flag, and whose
coffin is draped by the flag, who allows the protester to burn the flag.'
AND ONE MORE:
13. If you ever see anyone either standing for or singing the national anthem in
Spanish - KICK THEIR ASS.
ONE LAST THING:
If you got this email and didn't pass it on - guess what - you deserve to get your
ass kicked!
I sent this to you, because I didn't want to get my ass kicked.
WE LIVE IN THE LAND OF THE FREE, ONLY BECAUSE OF THE BRAVE!
IN GOD WE TRUST