mkloby
Senior Master Sergeant
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that's funny
vikingBerserker
Lieutenant General
LMAO
That's awesome Wayne!
That's awesome Wayne!
Maestro
Master Sergeant
Ah... I know I had saw a good religious joke a while back. Just found it back on the internet...
Aaron Brooks Wolters
Brigadier General
BikerBabe
Senior Master Sergeant
wheelsup_cavu
1st Sergeant
Maestro.Wheels
I was reading in the paper today about this dwarf that got pick pocketed.
How could anyone stoop so low?
RabidAlien
1st Lieutenant
Wow....and I thought MY groaners were bad!!!!
beaupower32
Tech Sergeant
Is Sex Work?
A U.S. Air Force captain was about to start the morning briefing to his
staff. While waiting for the coffee machine to finish its brewing, the
captain decided to pose a question to all assembled. He explained that
his wife had been a bit frisky the night before and he failed to get his
usual amount of sound sleep. He posed the question of just how much of
sex was "work" and how much of it was "pleasure?"
A Major chimed in with 75-25% in favor of work.
A lieutenant said it was 50-50%. depending upon his state of inebriation
at the time.
There being no consensus, the captain turned to the airman who was in
charge of making the coffee. What was HIS opinion?
Without any hesitation, the young airman responded, "Sir, it has to be
100% pleasure."
The captain was surprised and, as you might guess, asked why?
"Well, sir, if there was any work involved, the officers would have me
doing it for them."
The room fell silent..
God Bless the Air Force enlisted.
A U.S. Air Force captain was about to start the morning briefing to his
staff. While waiting for the coffee machine to finish its brewing, the
captain decided to pose a question to all assembled. He explained that
his wife had been a bit frisky the night before and he failed to get his
usual amount of sound sleep. He posed the question of just how much of
sex was "work" and how much of it was "pleasure?"
A Major chimed in with 75-25% in favor of work.
A lieutenant said it was 50-50%. depending upon his state of inebriation
at the time.
There being no consensus, the captain turned to the airman who was in
charge of making the coffee. What was HIS opinion?
Without any hesitation, the young airman responded, "Sir, it has to be
100% pleasure."
The captain was surprised and, as you might guess, asked why?
"Well, sir, if there was any work involved, the officers would have me
doing it for them."
The room fell silent..
God Bless the Air Force enlisted.
Civettone
Tech Sergeant
Quite right ! 
Kris
Kris
wheelsup_cavu
1st Sergeant
Funny one BP.
Wheels
Wheels
Aaron Brooks Wolters
Brigadier General
That was good Beau!!!!!
RabidAlien
1st Lieutenant
Vassili Zaitzev
Master Sergeant
Nice man!
vikingBerserker
Lieutenant General
LMAO
Lucky13
Forum Mascot
Wanting to finish his ship first or as soon as possible or on time April 15 1943, Captain J. Clark....
.....if material for these tasks was not available, Jocko said, it ought to be taken from sister flattops being built in yard - The Intrepid (CV-11), the new Hornet (CV-12), Franklin (CV-13) and Ticonderoga (CV-14). And if more men were required to do the work on Yorktown, they should be pulled off the other ships. Ferguson, Herd and Petty answered "GO!" Jocko broke nearly every rule in the book. At one time he had over 4,000 men of the yard's 31,000-man work force laboring on his ship alone.
He was a taskmaster - a sundowner in Navy parlance - merciless, gruff, stern, loud, utterly humorless and totally uncompromising. "Godammit," he roared at them , "if you can't run, walk. If you can't walk, crawl. But get the job done. And if you can't get the job done, get off my ship!"
.....if material for these tasks was not available, Jocko said, it ought to be taken from sister flattops being built in yard - The Intrepid (CV-11), the new Hornet (CV-12), Franklin (CV-13) and Ticonderoga (CV-14). And if more men were required to do the work on Yorktown, they should be pulled off the other ships. Ferguson, Herd and Petty answered "GO!" Jocko broke nearly every rule in the book. At one time he had over 4,000 men of the yard's 31,000-man work force laboring on his ship alone.
He was a taskmaster - a sundowner in Navy parlance - merciless, gruff, stern, loud, utterly humorless and totally uncompromising. "Godammit," he roared at them , "if you can't run, walk. If you can't walk, crawl. But get the job done. And if you can't get the job done, get off my ship!"
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