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Aaron Brooks Wolters
Brigadier General
Great guys!!! Keep'em coming!
vikingBerserker
Lieutenant General
And how!
BikerBabe
Senior Master Sergeant
A few from Sportbikefunnies on FB:
And finally - my favourite:
And finally - my favourite:
Aaron Brooks Wolters
Brigadier General
RabidAlien
1st Lieutenant
wheelsup_cavu
1st Sergeant
That last one was hilarious BB.
Wheels
Wheels
Life without Farms....
A teacher in a Detroit kindergarten class asked the kids what kind of sound a pig makes.
Little Tyrone stood up and yelled:
"FREEZE, MUTHAF*CKA!!"
I guess there aren't many farms in Detroit....
A teacher in a Detroit kindergarten class asked the kids what kind of sound a pig makes.
Little Tyrone stood up and yelled:
"FREEZE, MUTHAF*CKA!!"
I guess there aren't many farms in Detroit....
RabidAlien
1st Lieutenant
Aaron Brooks Wolters
Brigadier General
vikingBerserker
Lieutenant General
wheelsup_cavu
1st Sergeant
Wheels
Three hockey fans were on their way to a game in Toronto when one noticed a foot sticking out of the bushes by the side of the road. They stopped and discovered a nude female, drunk and passed out. Out of respect and propriety, the Ottawa fan took off his Senators cap and placed it over her right breast. The Montreal fan took of his
Canadians cap and placed it over her left breast. Following their lead, the Toronto fan took off his Leafs cap and placed it over her crotch. 911 were called and, when the fire officer arrived, he conducted his assessment. First, he lifted up the Ottawa Senators cap, replaced it, and wrote down some notes. Next, he lifted the Montreal Canadians cap, replaced it, and wrote down some more notes. The officer then lifted the Toronto Maple Leafs cap, replaced it, then lifted it again, replaced it, lifted it a third time, and replaced it one last time. The Ottawa fan was getting upset and finally asked, "Whats the deal, are all firefighters perverts or something? Why do you keep lifting and looking, lifting and looking?"
"Well," said the firefighter, "I'm simply surprised. Normally, when I look under a Leafs cap , I find an @sshole."
Canadians cap and placed it over her left breast. Following their lead, the Toronto fan took off his Leafs cap and placed it over her crotch. 911 were called and, when the fire officer arrived, he conducted his assessment. First, he lifted up the Ottawa Senators cap, replaced it, and wrote down some notes. Next, he lifted the Montreal Canadians cap, replaced it, and wrote down some more notes. The officer then lifted the Toronto Maple Leafs cap, replaced it, then lifted it again, replaced it, lifted it a third time, and replaced it one last time. The Ottawa fan was getting upset and finally asked, "Whats the deal, are all firefighters perverts or something? Why do you keep lifting and looking, lifting and looking?"
"Well," said the firefighter, "I'm simply surprised. Normally, when I look under a Leafs cap , I find an @sshole."
RabidAlien
1st Lieutenant
ccheese
Member In Perpetuity
This one's for Evangilder...
ALWAYS ASK, NEVER ASSUME !!
His request approved, the CNN News photographer quickly used a cell phone to call the local airport to charter a flight. He was told a twin-engine plane would be waiting for him at the airport.
Arriving at the airfield, he spotted a plane warming up outside a hanger. He jumped in with his bag, slammed the door shut, and shouted, 'Let's go'. The pilot taxied out, swung the plane into the wind and took off.
Once in the air, the photographer instructed the pilot, 'Fly over the valley and make low passes so I can take pictures of the fires on the hillsides.'
'Why?' asked the pilot.
'Because I'm the photographer for CNN', he responded, 'and I need to get some close up shots.'
The pilot was strangely silent for a moment, finally he stammered, 'So, what you're telling me, is . . .
You're NOT my flight instructor?'
Charles
ALWAYS ASK, NEVER ASSUME !!
His request approved, the CNN News photographer quickly used a cell phone to call the local airport to charter a flight. He was told a twin-engine plane would be waiting for him at the airport.
Arriving at the airfield, he spotted a plane warming up outside a hanger. He jumped in with his bag, slammed the door shut, and shouted, 'Let's go'. The pilot taxied out, swung the plane into the wind and took off.
Once in the air, the photographer instructed the pilot, 'Fly over the valley and make low passes so I can take pictures of the fires on the hillsides.'
'Why?' asked the pilot.
'Because I'm the photographer for CNN', he responded, 'and I need to get some close up shots.'
The pilot was strangely silent for a moment, finally he stammered, 'So, what you're telling me, is . . .
You're NOT my flight instructor?'
Charles
beaupower32
Tech Sergeant
