It's a "whitespotted pine sawyer" (Monochamus scutellatus) to be exact. We have one similar out here, except it has only the white spot in the center and no light patches.
Let's see, First to Terry: Quit sticking your finger in their mouth and they won't bite!
Now caught this little critter walking across the Living Room floor as the dogs were trying to eat him
And last these are rare until September when the males migrate trying to find mates