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On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules.

"The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time."

He continued, "Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will incur a hefty fine of $180. Are there any questions?"

At this point, a male student in the crowd inquired: "How much for a season pass?"




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I love poetry, long walks on the beach, and poking dead things with a stick.
 
On a similar theme to living the high life on the cheap, further to the glamorous high rise trailor park pictured above, I recall fantastic limo's found serving in newly post Cold War Russia (once featured on UK's top car show Top Gear) ..



.. a stretched Lada Riva, fantastic .
 

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