Post Your Boat!

[Matt308]

Njaco may have to revise his most funny thread, thread. Thing.

 

[vikingBerserker]

I really hate to brag, but friends and I went out this past weekend on the lake to shoot some skeet. I'm the one shooting on the right. I did extremely well, I shot 200 out of the 100 possible targets (yes I'm that good!).

 

[pbfoot]

I'm depressed I can't even afford to fix the stern drive on mine

 

[JohnAnthony]

I really hate to brag, but friends and I went out this past weekend on the lake to shoot some skeet. I'm the one shooting on the right. I did extremely well, I shot 200 out of the 100 possible targets (yes I'm that good!).

Nobody doubts you vB. That picture proves it right there.

 

[T Bolt]

Hey guys, look what I just put a down payment down on. I know she needs a little work, a little paint here and there, but I fixed up the little wooden one and I'm sure I can handle this one. And what a steal! Only 9,562 easy monthly payments.......

 

[Matt308]

Get a job, T. Quite whining!

 

[Njaco]

Thats no more than 10 miles away from me. Send me the down payment and I'll make sure they get it.

 

[beaupower32]

So, I was on the internet boat shopping when I saw this beauty. I know what your thinking, that thing looks like a POS. But wait, its not. I just bought me 3 rolls of duct tape, and some super glue. When I am done, it will look almost brand new, minus the stern section. I figured I would leave that part open for some ocean front property, plus if I need to get rid of the girls, I can just kick them out the back. If we ever want another boat, we just have to wait till another one goes adrift and parks right beside us, Im excited about it, And hopefully we can up grade to the new super cruse ship in the near future.....OH look, here comes one now complete with its own fire boats/tugs.

 

[Matt308]

Did you rust out the registration number?

 

[vikingBerserker]

Man, Duct Tape will fix ANYTHING!

 

[Njaco]

Why wait until one comes adrift? Just cut that one in two and ...wahhbamm, two boats!!

 

[T Bolt]

I looked at that one. It's off the skeleton coast of Africa. A nice fixer upper, but the shipping cost of all that duct tape to Africa was prohibitive, so I went with the SS United States instead. If you're willing to go that kind of distance to find a nice fixer upper, why not try the former SS France sitting (literally) in India. Much less duct tape as it doesn't have a nasty hole where the stern use to be, like that one in Africa.

 

[Gnomey]

Funny stuff guys.

Do like the aircraft carriers, certainly wouldn't mind one of them although I still don't mind the one I have on the docks.

Emocean?s 200-meter gigayacht touted to be the world?s largest

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

Oh yeah?
This is you - during a shakedown

Did you rust out the registration number?

I just spit out my coke!

Oh and I just found a picture of Jan and his new boat.

 

[Aaron Brooks Wolters]

 

[B-17engineer]

Currently investing in an aircraft carrier made of ice.

 

[vikingBerserker]

LMAO, nice Chris!

 

[Njaco]

Oh and I just found a picture of Jan and his new boat.

Fat I am. Lady... no.

Jan? You sure? I'm just sayin' is all......

 

[Matt308]

Physique is right. But cap is just not me.

 

[beaupower32]

Told the wife I wanted to trade the rust bucket in for this. She said we cant afford that, I said Oh yes we can. I just need to go down to Antartica and pull it off the sea bed, fix the bow, and she will be good as new.